primeemeraldheiress:

trainthief:

possessive-suggestions:

…They did what… to you?
No.
I will make them pay.
You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition

yorickish:

kata4a:

concrete meaning “not abstract” predates concrete meaning, you know, the material, by about two hundred years or so

guy who invented concrete was like “this is the least abstract thing I’ve ever seen”

marinella-ela:

jb612:

aethersea:

sgt-innocuous:

peachdoxie:

Honestly the queue and schedule post options on Tumblr are extremely underrated. No other major social networking site has the ability to do that with the same ease as Tumblr does, and we’ve had them for like a decade now. They’re fantastic features and Tumblr doesn’t get enough credit for having them.

I’m actually willing to assert that Tumblr actually has some of the best site functionality:

- queue/schedule system

- tagging that doesn’t interfere with the actual content of posts

- the ask/inbox system

- ability to make likes/following lists private

- ability to reblog posts multiple times

- the “Keep Reading” feature

- ability to easily post different media. AFAIK Tumblr is the only social media site that lets you post audio without it being a video.

- dash is always in reverse chronological order

the ability to almost entirely customize your home page is pretty neat, too

I could go on about this forever but I firmly believe that Tumblr is a remnant from a time before companies figured out how to efficiently monetize social media, and as such it’s designed with users instead of advertisers in mind.

That’s both why it has continued to have active avid users in spite of a lot of technical /policy issues, and why it hasn’t been massively profitable.

I treasure this garbage site.

donecyrodiilinwiththesehoes:

cause-a-gay-has-got-to-slay:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

wildnoutinwildemount:

i-will-not-be-caged:

i-will-not-be-caged:

dilangleywritesfanfic:

When you say boys will be boys…

Ok, I looked them up and they’re the Savannah Bananas, a baseball team in the Coastal Plain League and basically their entire marketing strategy is making cute videos? I love them.

They have a dance team that’s all older ladies and they’re called the “Banana Nanas.” It’s amazing.

miscreant-side-puffs:

weavemama:

daily reminder that a black woman created a revolutionary movement over a DECADE ago that speaks out about sexual abuse. it’s about time we start noticing black women for their work and role in social activism. 

I just need people to remember this.

socialistexan:

hampop:

flipocrite:

erikos-libertarian-socialist:

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

danceswiththieves:

twinkcommunist:

Lol

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

fortunatecircus:

charlesoberonn:

the people running the crayola twitter

nicholasbraungf:

imagine being part of a friend group where u have to spend 10 minutes before every activity taking pictures for social media no offense but i’d rather die than make everything a performance like that it must be so boring

oppa-homeless-style:

winjerone:

adeptus-astarteej:

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

Nobody is making anyone work. If you don’t want to work on that day, don’t.

vinegarfairy:

dreadringer:

the truman show dir. peter weir

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like